Time Traveler Causes of Death
• Top causes of death for time travelers by geologic era:
• Earth forms
• Lava
• Asphyxiation
• 4 billion years ago
• Meteors
• Asphyxiation
• 3 billion years ago
• 2 billion years ago
• Slightly slower asphyxiation
• 1 billion years ago
• Freezing
• Starving
• 500 million years ago
• Eaten by fish
• Trampled
• Eaten by mammals
• Now
• Time machine door gets stuck
Many a hungry time traveler has Googled 'trilobites shellfish allergy' only to find their carrier had no coverage in the Ordovician.
时间旅行者的死因
- 按地质年代划分的旅行者主要死因：
- 地球形成
- 岩浆
- 窒息
- 40 亿年前
- 陨石
- 窒息
- 30 亿年前
- 20 亿年前
- 稍微慢一点的窒息
- 10 亿年前
- 冻死
- 饿死
- 5 亿年前
- 被鱼吃掉
- 被踩死
- 被哺乳动物吃掉
- 现在
- 时间机器门卡住了
许多饥肠辘辘的时间旅行者在谷歌上搜索“三叶虫贝类过敏”，却发现他们的运营商在奥陶纪没有覆盖范围。
