Global Ranking
- I'm ranked 7,145,000th globally on this chess platform. • It's hard to be ranked that low in any activity. • Few pastimes even have 7 million rated players. Until the Internet, it wasn't really possible. • You could be this bad, but only unofficially. • So in a sense, I'm worse at chess than anyone was at anything for most of human history. • Why are you still doing it? • Well, no human has ever had this many friends to play with. • That person is calling you some very obscene names. • Our friendship is complicated.
Starting a meta-leaderboard for tracking who holds the record for ranking behind the most distinct people on an online leaderboard.
全球排名
我在这个象棋平台上的全球排名是第7,145,000名。
在任何活动里都很难排得这么低。
很少有什么消遣活动能有七百多万注册玩家。在互联网出现之前，这事儿根本不可能。
你可能是这么菜，但只能是“非官方”的菜。
所以在某种意义上，我在下棋这方面，比人类历史上任何人在任何事上都要差劲。
那你为什么还要继续呢？
嗯，从来没有人能有这么多朋友一起玩。
那个人正在用一些非常污秽的词语骂你。
我们的友谊很复杂。
是时候整个‘榜中榜’了，专门记录谁才是‘史上最强垫底王’。
