Building a Fire
- Can you show me how to build a campfire? • Sure! We'll use the log cabin method. • First we build a square cabin out of sticks. • Next, we'll add interior walls, doors, and some cabin furniture made from twigs. • This is very elaborate. • Now we'll add some rudimentary plumbing and electrical wiring. 50 amps, nothing fancy. • It kind of seems like you're just building a cabin. • I just - • ...oops. • I think my wiring wasn't up to code. • AAAAA!! • ... and that's how you build a fire!
That was quicker than usual! The cabin's sprinkler system often makes it really hard to keep anything lit.
生篝火
- 你能教我怎么生篝火吗？
- 当然！我们采用木屋搭建法。
- 首先，我们用木棍搭一个方形的小屋。
- 接下来，我们加上内墙、门，和一些用细枝做的家具。
- 这也太精细了吧。
- 现在我们来加点基础的水管和电线。50安培，不搞花里胡哨的。
- 我怎么觉得你只是在盖一间木屋。
- 我只是——
- ……喔唷。
- 我觉得我的布线不合规。
- 啊啊啊啊啊！！
- ……然后篝火就这么生起来了！
这次比平时快多了！那木屋的自动喷水系统总是让点火变得很困难。
